Tuesday, June 27, 2006 


سؤال ياجماعة: هل ممكن يجي يوم يكون فيه المفتي في السعودية شيخ من الحجاز أو الأحساء أو...أي مكان غير نجد؟ يعني هل إرتباط المؤسسة الدينية
بالعائلة الحاكمة النجدية يعني أن السلطة الدينية لازم تنحصر في مشايخ نجد (او من ينتمي للمدرسة الدينية النجدية إن صح التعبير)؟

Tuesday, June 20, 2006 

After yesterday's match, only Zarqawi way will do it:


Thursday, June 15, 2006 

We AL.MOST won!



First came Tunisia goal (BoOoOooO!)



Then came SAUDI AMAZING GOAL YA!




Then we scored another goal! we just rock!












hmmph #%#@# then they scored..boo


























Despite the tie, we can still do it! GO GREEN WE WUV YA!




I loved the green ties but gee Sultan dude, do something to your hair man














Green-ish kids












Hot green chick!
















More green chicks! (The lady in black is wearing green socks, I know it)















And of course, some green dudes

Thursday, June 08, 2006 

Thamer Al-Shammari Says:
Traditions, kiss my a$$ good bye!


Walking down the streets in Jeddah, Riyadh or Khobar, the below looks like typical Saudi fela


(yitmela7, I know)

Think again, Thamer Al-Shammri is a Saudi model. Yes, you heard me people, S A U D I

Not only that but, he also comes from a well-known tribe. Thamer lived for a while in Italy during which he applied for a modeling agency. It is rumored that Thamer had had the below conversation upon his decision to become a model: (sorry, in Arabic people)

ثامر: بيه..يمه..تراني قررت أصير عارض أزياء
أبوثامر: عارض وشو! يعني بتطلع مفصخ قدام الناس! واخزياااااااه..مهبول انت؟ وش تقول القبيلة عننا بعدين؟
ثامر: يبه..القبيلة ماتدري الله وين حاطها..وبعدين
أبوثامريقاطع: وشلون تبيني أمشي بين الرجاجيل..وش يقولون
أم ثامر: وش يقولون الحريم عن أمك؟ ام المفصخ! ومين ياخذ خواتك السبع بعدين..لا لا ياولدي..هذه مب علومنا
ثامر: ياجماعه.. انتم فاهمين غلط..عرض أزياء مب معناه تفصي..
أبوثامر: وش تبيني أقول لعمك لمن نخطب بنته..ترى ولدي ثامر يشتغل مفصخ
ثامر: يبه من زين بنت عمي منيرة هالحين وبعدين عمي 24 ساعة متسدح على فاشن تي في يناظر عارضات أزياء فاصخين على قولك
أم ثامر: أسكت ولا كلمة
ثامر: تدرون؟ طز فيكم..وفي عمي ومنيرة والقبيلة معاكم!


And there goes Thamer, doing his thing:


(Hamad I know, his physique is below your standards)


Thamer my homeboy, I salute you for busting the myth of Saudi holiness. I give you credit for disregarding your family well known name in order to do what you want.Next I expect to see a gbeeli (tribal) female Saudi model in Victoria’s Secret show. Yalla ladies!

Friday, June 02, 2006 

RESCUE THE MARGINLAIZED


When it comes to Hijab, few scholars believe covering the face is a must, way more scholars believe it isn’t a must. In here, we chose the 1st, made it the norm and, may I add, marginalized anyone who believes otherwise.

When it comes to different Islamic sects, there are the Sunni (which in term has a wide spectrum of interpretation), the Shiites, the Sufis and others. In here, we chose one extreme interpretation of the 1st and may I add, marginalized who believes otherwise.

When it comes to expression, some chose (or insist) to think that, unlike the rest of the infidel world, our society is holy, virginal, and pure. Others refrain from being in denial and chose to expose reality. In here, we chose and promoted the 1st and marginalized whoever believes otherwise.

Now when it comes to blogging, some choose to act supreme, to act mighty and to dictate the rules. Others simply accept others, respect their individualities and chose to live in harmony. In here, the 1st, will NOT be chosen and the 2nd will not be marginalized. YOU GOT THAT!

I dedicate this post to Saudi Eve. Her blog was blocked recently and she sent me, among other bloggers, the below e-mail:


Hi fellow bloggers,

This is Saudi Eve. well, my blog's been blocked in saudi (no not all blogs, just mine).. don't know for sure for how long.. but what "My Head" http://myqueenksa.blogspot.com/ wrote about it kindda gives a hint... don't know if/why it's only mine? and don't know what to do about it? any ideas?!!

(PS: yes i'm back. boy what a wellcome back to Saudi this has been!!)

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All: please fill in this form to unblock her blog, thank you.

Thursday, June 01, 2006 

Three·some (thr s m)

1. A group of three persons or things.
2. An activity involving three people, especially a golf match in which one player competes against two others who alternate their play.

Yes, people, these are meanings you'll find in the American Heritage Dictionary if you look up threesome.



Back at work, 1 dude (Nayef) got married and a fellow dudet (Mona) got engaged so, being nice and all, we brought them cakes and gifts and celebrated.

Okay, so far so good, no issues…everybody is congratulating Nayef and Mona and wishing them joy and happiness. Cake was eaten, gifts were given out and then everybody left the room. It was only me left, along with Nayef, Mona.

Mona to Nayef: "Where will you have your honeymoon?"

Nayef: "In Canada, we’ll stay there for 3 weeks"

Me: "Lucky you man, no work no shit for 3 weeks. Mind if I join? :-)"

Nayef: Smiling

Me with an innocent look: "3adi, threesome"

So basically, I humbly offered a Saudi Najdi guy that I, along with him and his newly wedded wife, will have wild, wet and passionate threesomes during their honeymoon…...period

Without even waiting for Mona’s and my new threesome mate Nayef’s response, the next thing was me walking out of the room and heading back to my office.

Five minutes later, Nayef stops by with a face full of..hmm..let’s say awkwardness and unease.

"Five minutes ago Abdulla, you said something totally inappropriate” Says Nayef

Me: "I did?? How..when?"

Nayef: "You dumb fuck; looks like you really don’t know what a threesome is!" And then he starts explaining to me what threesome commonly means.

Few seconds of utter silence passed by…

Me (GULP): HEHEHE so that’s what people mean by threesome..HEHEHE..

(Nayef starring at me with a straight look)

Me: (Blush)…"I’m HEHE..really sorry..that’s not what I meant..I just meant threesome as in..you know..3 people hanging out and having fun"

(Nayef starring at me with a straight look)

Me: HEHEHE

(Nayef ‘s still starring at me with a straight look)

Me: hehe

Nayef: "Well, it’s OK. Let’s just hope Mona didn’t hear you saying that"

Me: "Oh yeah..SHIT!"

I run to my phone and I call Mona.

“Mona, 10 minutes ago I said something inappropriate by mistake, so I apologize”

Mona: “LOOOOOOOOL”

Me: “um hehe”

Mona: “I know, a7ad yigool hal kalam!! al nas tgool mabrouk o int tgool threesome! LOL” (Who on earth would say what you told him!! People are supposed to congratulate the groom while you’re suggesting a threesome!”

Me: "hehe..sorry again, it was a mistake.."


Yes people, I’m 26 and I only knew what threesome commonly means recently. Key learnings are:

- Not all Najdi guys will decapitate you if you express your desire to have threesomes with them and their hot Najdi wives.
- Dictionaries are no longer where you look up for words meanings
- I’m so innocent